"I don’t have any background, training or experience doing ____. I have no frame of reference about the required aptitudes, proficiencies or knowledge required to do ____ work at a professional level. I’ve never worked as a ___, but no one needs experience to be a ____ professional. I’m smart and a fast learner. It might take me five or ten times the amount of time to learn how to do something, but I’m cheap. And even though I call myself a ___, really, I’ll do anything even if I don’t have any experience or demonstrable skill. Of course, I also might not find the right answer or still not do something right even after spending all that time "learning" something. But don’t blame me; you get what you pay for. I’m really not interested in what you need as a business owner; I’m only doing this so I can stay home with my kids. Hey, do you wanna be a ____?"
What do you think?
Thanks for commenting. Yeah, the virtual assistant term is really completely idiotic to...
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If that works, I will try that from tomorrow on ….Just joking- actually I am to stunned to comment (:
ROFLMAO. Of course not, but unfortunately see things very similar way too often.
LOL! Is there a true story behind? That would be very interesting to hear.
LOL!! That’s really funny! It’s sad, too, because that’s how a lot of folks are getting roped into work-at-home schemes.
It’s attractive to the client looking to get a whole lot of something for nothing.